we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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