He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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