that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
