Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i would punch a child for taco bell
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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