even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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