She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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