Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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