I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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