I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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