He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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