he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize