i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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