Do you still have your period?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Come share oat with me in your robe
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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