You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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