Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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