ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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