Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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