Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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