I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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