your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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