This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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