How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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