don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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