sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch