I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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