This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this boner is exhausting
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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