I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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