M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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