i just google imaged poop.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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