its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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