Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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