My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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