Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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