So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Randomize
