wanna go halves on a baby?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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