Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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