Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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