thus making me awesome and them whores
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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