Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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