She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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