He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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