I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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