Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize