Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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