she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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