I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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