At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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