Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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