She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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