now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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