Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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