Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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