shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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