Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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