You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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